Hard Work Being a Grump

It's hard work being a grump , and I haven't been feeling well for 2 weeks now, so I'll have to wait til I have more energy to put more stuff here. Although -- there's plenty of stuff out there, let me tell you!
What's all this endless, "You're so hot, she's so hot, he's so hot " stuff on TV lately?? Enough already. Even when they're in some life-threatening crisis, "Oooohhh, you're so hot!" Give me a break.
Have you seen the Awful Plastic Surgery site? I think it's a blog, actually, possibly written by a plastic surgeon. He posts before and after pictures of many of Hollywood's famous.... god, some of the disasters!! Now I know why no one sees Farrah Fawcett anymore. If these pictures are real, she's got a horribly misformed eyelid now. The guy on the site also feels most of the plastic surgeons doing the work he shows in his site show be disbarred... or whatever it is they (don't) do to doctors... be sued for malpractice and put out of business. And the business of all these FAT LIPs for women nowadays. Whoever decided that was attractive??? It's so UGLY. Face it, ladies, it's fake and it looks fake and plastic, and no real live person has lips like that. Meg Ryan doesn't even look like herself anymore. And poor Melanie Griffin... or should I say Melanie Grimace. Not laughing.
It's sad really...all this self-mutilation. And this same site had a statistic that maybe between 10-17% of high schoolers are now going under the knife to alter themselves. Aeeeiiii! It's just sad. And it isn't only females. The site has plenty of examples of what guys are doing to thrmselves too. Well, Michael Jackson being THE case in point.

Fleurs

Flowers to cheer me up. 

Stooopid car ads

99% of car ads on TV are irresponsible and idiotic. They must have been designed by 15-year-old adolescent male assholes. Everyone drives like an idjit.... fast fast fast. How irresponsible can you get? And I believe the stats show that it's adolescent boys that are responsible for far too many car accidents these days. Car manufacturers and their stoooopid ad agencies ought to wake up. Their ads suck! Drive fast and you won't get into an accident. Drive fast and you won't run down somebody in a parking lot. Oh no, it won't happen to me. Drive fast and you have a big prick. That's what it's all about, isn't it, I mean, grow up, already. So many of these ads are really all about your prick falling off if you don't do this or that. Get real. I never heard of anyone's prick falling off. Get over the fear already! A REAL MAN DOESN'T HAVE TO DO THIS. A REAL MAN IS SECURE IN HIMSELF AND DOESN'T HAVE TO DO X, Y, OR Z SO HIS PRICK WON'T FALL OFF. (ie, bash people, drive dangerously, beat up on women, beat up on children... I'll think of more later). A REAL MAN JUST IS. Doesn't have to PROVE anything.

Today's Pet Peeve

How come packaging has gotten worser and worser and harder and harder to open? Makes me furious sometimes. I just want to take a sledge hammer to it. Or am I just getting older and can't open things so well any more? Nah. That's not it. What's with manufacturer's these days? The worst are those hard plastic things around stuff. I hate those.