Stooopid car ads

99% of car ads on TV are irresponsible and idiotic. They must have been designed by 15-year-old adolescent male assholes. Everyone drives like an idjit.... fast fast fast. How irresponsible can you get? And I believe the stats show that it's adolescent boys that are responsible for far too many car accidents these days. Car manufacturers and their stoooopid ad agencies ought to wake up. Their ads suck! Drive fast and you won't get into an accident. Drive fast and you won't run down somebody in a parking lot. Oh no, it won't happen to me. Drive fast and you have a big prick. That's what it's all about, isn't it, I mean, grow up, already. So many of these ads are really all about your prick falling off if you don't do this or that. Get real. I never heard of anyone's prick falling off. Get over the fear already! A REAL MAN DOESN'T HAVE TO DO THIS. A REAL MAN IS SECURE IN HIMSELF AND DOESN'T HAVE TO DO X, Y, OR Z SO HIS PRICK WON'T FALL OFF. (ie, bash people, drive dangerously, beat up on women, beat up on children... I'll think of more later). A REAL MAN JUST IS. Doesn't have to PROVE anything.